Honestly, this is the most personality I’ve ever seen a microwave have. At this point you almost have to keep it like a novelty feature.
Zenitallin on
If you have to explain the joke…
eno1ce on
Ass sensor. Starts beeping when there is ass nearby.
PuzzleheadedIssue150 on
Nice 8:55 😏👉👉
jrhooo on
The food ain’t THAT bad
Lirdon on
Well well, would you look at the time.
PangolinNo4595 on
Step 1: microwave learns words. Step 2: it calls you ASS. Step 3: Skynet.
sevnminabs56 on
I think your microwave has become sentient. It’s probably not even 8:55. It’s just callin’ you an ass as you use it and smack it around for the 1,000th time without saying “thank you.” Lol
busterbytes on
It’s cool that your microwave has that setting. Mine just automatically makes everything taste like ass.
ilovethefluff on
Clearly your microwave wants ass before it croaks.
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Bro, you need to wipe that ass.
Honestly, this is the most personality I’ve ever seen a microwave have. At this point you almost have to keep it like a novelty feature.
If you have to explain the joke…
Ass sensor. Starts beeping when there is ass nearby.
Nice 8:55 😏👉👉
The food ain’t THAT bad
Well well, would you look at the time.
Step 1: microwave learns words. Step 2: it calls you ASS. Step 3: Skynet.
I think your microwave has become sentient. It’s probably not even 8:55. It’s just callin’ you an ass as you use it and smack it around for the 1,000th time without saying “thank you.” Lol
It’s cool that your microwave has that setting. Mine just automatically makes everything taste like ass.
Clearly your microwave wants ass before it croaks.
I don’t see it